1ST TIME STAR WARS WATCHING THOUGHTS

What is going through my head as I'm forced to watch Star Wars movies for the first time.
  1. Wait is this Monsters Inc?
    Is that Boo?!? Oh no; its Chewbacca.
  2. Or Halloween Town?!?
    It's like the ghost in the sauna!
  3. I can't feel my butt.
    Please tell me this one is at least halfway done...?
  4. I literally have no idea what's going on.
    So the rebels are GOOD?
  5. Um, is number three number one? If this is the first does that mean it's the fourth?
  6. I'm so bored.
    I guess I could make a List list.
  7. I should have taken Dramamine. 😳
    These ships are making me sick.