7 THINGS U DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT FEMALES UNTIL 11TH GRADE

  1. You're not supposed to refer to womyn as females
  2. Gender doesn't exist
  3. Womyn exist as a militaristic superstructure who enslave men and only interact to procreate
  4. The peehole is different
  5. Never touch a dry clitoris
  6. Handjobs should be called sandjobs
  7. That wasn't a fact about womyn. All hail Venus.