1. I'm legally Paula Deen
  2. Extremely taut skin
    It's unattractive.
  3. I invented the dog
  4. I used to pray for times like this, to rhyme like this
  5. For 20$ I'll relay to you the lurid details of my and Martin Sheen's New Year's Eve at Golden Corral
    $15 for girls
  6. Mystery reason!!
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  7. Better ingredients, better pizza.
  8. I'm good