10 REASONS WHY I'M THE #1 USER ON THE LIST APP
- 1.I'm legally Paula Deen
- 2.Extremely taut skinIt's unattractive.
- 3.I invented the dog
- 4.I used to pray for times like this, to rhyme like this
- 5.For 20$ I'll relay to you the lurid details of my and Martin Sheen's New Year's Eve at Golden Corral$15 for girls
- 6.Mystery reason!!
- 7.Better ingredients, better pizza.
- 8.I'm good