10 REASONS WHY I'M THE #1 USER ON THE LIST APP
- •I'm legally Paula Deen
- •Extremely taut skinIt's unattractive.
- •I invented the dog
- •I used to pray for times like this, to rhyme like this
- •For 20$ I'll relay to you the lurid details of my and Martin Sheen's New Year's Eve at Golden Corral$15 for girls
- •Mystery reason!!
- •Better ingredients, better pizza.
- •I'm good