1. "Strong computer skills" tick, I basically live on mine.
  2. I can do that thing, and I actually have experience.
  3. Ooh I can't really do that thing though
  4. I could probably fake that I could do that
  5. No one truly knows how to use excel right?! Maybe accountants.
  7. But but but how am I supposed to get experience...
  8. Ooh spelling mistake. Maybe they need to hire somebody to handle their adverts.
  9. Ugh stupid capitalism.
  10. "A good sense of humour" man these people sound like a hoot...
  11. What?! This closed days ago. Maybe they need someone to handle their adverts.