Why Moving Sucks

  1. Packing
    I don't want half this shit anyway.
  2. Dust
    Where does it all come from?
  3. Boxes
    I throw away boxes all the time, then buy boxes to move with.
  4. Stairs
    Every damn stair is its own Everest.
  5. Hallways and Corners
    Who in the actual fuck decided to make furniture that didn't fit in hallways?
  6. Unpacking
    I don't want half this shit anyway.