My Ideal Pilot

I'm gonna be honest, I'm pretty skeptical when it comes to who is controlling my fate at 32,000 feet.
  1. Body type is very important
    Not too in shape, but not overweight. Just the right amount of dad-bod is essential.
  2. The older, the better
    Let's be real, these new guys were trained for auto pilot. The veterans really know what's going on.
  3. Pre-flight pep talk
    I appreciate when a pilot give us a nice talk before taking off. It makes me feel like we're friends.
  4. Not too many jokes
    Death by plane isn't funny, Dan. Let's be serious here