My Ideal Pilot
I'm gonna be honest, I'm pretty skeptical when it comes to who is controlling my fate at 32,000 feet.
- •Body type is very importantNot too in shape, but not overweight. Just the right amount of dad-bod is essential.
- •The older, the betterLet's be real, these new guys were trained for auto pilot. The veterans really know what's going on.
- •Pre-flight pep talkI appreciate when a pilot give us a nice talk before taking off. It makes me feel like we're friends.
- •Not too many jokesDeath by plane isn't funny, Dan. Let's be serious here