My mom doesn't even make the list
  1. My bank
    Usually saying something like "holy cow, 67 cents in your checking account?! What's up with that?"
  2. My boss
    Technically its from Slack but basically the same thing. Even after 5pm!
  3. The Mormons I met on the bus
    They keep me updated with the hottest scriptures from the Book of Mormon. Should I tell them it's one of my favorite musicals?