LIES I TELL MYSELF

  1. I'll do it in the morning
  2. I'll only eat at Taco Bell once this week
  3. People are really great. I love socializing.
  4. Just one more episode
  5. I'm only going to have one drink tonight
  6. I'm going to work out today
  7. Dry shampoo really does work
  8. Maybe no one will notice I didn't shave
  9. This is fine. Everything's fine.