New Year Resolutions

  1. Have fun in LA and don't join a gang or Scientology.
  2. Stop throwing up from alcohol all the time. Just cut the shit.
  3. Get on that show 'Married by Mom&Dad' but then turn the tables and all of the sudden I'm finding them new spouses and they're like wait a sec...?
  4. Gramduate Koleg wif sum gud gredes
  5. Get rich quick with this great set of CD-ROMS! (www.getrichquick.com)
  6. Force my friends to let me stay with them rather than living with Mom and Dad after gramduachion
  7. Pizza for dinner! Pizza for dinner!
  8. Keep my fresh boy (douchebag boy?) style!!! Androgyny is trendy this year!! I say so!!
  9. Date a man named Chandler.
  10. Go into a bridal salon and pretend I'm getting married. I have a budget of one million dollars for this dress so you best please me I am a queen!!
  11. WUT R URS COMENT BLOW! LOL XD