1. Turkey shit (more than once).
  2. A ditch
    Was wearing a form of high heel at a semi-formal event and shouted "fuck!" Was also wearing a white dress and carrying a glass of red wine. One thing could have led to another but thank XENU it didn't.
  3. A small puddle of water.
  4. Bugs.
  5. Very hot sand.
    Ouch! Be aware of beaches during extremely hot days!
  6. Dog vomit.
    Our dog eats a lot of carrots!
  7. A nice lukewarm shower after a hot day at the beach. Boy, summer is a relaxing time!
  8. Have a good day.