1. "The New York Times party is closed". "Yeah- it was probably closed by the fire marshall"
  2. "The fast pitch competition has pushed to 3:45 due because of the President's address." "Thanks Obama"
  3. "I'm at my company party downtown. There's a Jonas brother here." "Well which one?"
  4. Standing outside a line of lyft cars on Rainey street "It's like all of the moms are picking up their drunk kids"