How you can quickly become my favorite kid. And after further inspection, this same list can be used for the perfect boyfriend.
  1. Have the name Redford.
  2. Don't spit up on me.
  3. Wear drop-crotch jeggings.
  4. Sway every time I play my guitar.
  5. Flap your arms and squeal when I walk into the room.
  6. Share your organic Cheerios with me.