HOW TO WIN ME OVER AT KIDVILLE
How you can quickly become my favorite kid. And after further inspection, this same list can be used for the perfect boyfriend.
- •Have the name Redford.
- •Don't spit up on me.
- •Wear drop-crotch jeggings.
- •Sway every time I play my guitar.
- •Flap your arms and squeal when I walk into the room.
- •Share your organic Cheerios with me.