THINGS I THINK ABOUT IN LA TRAFFIC

Why why why
  1. Do I REALLY trust Waze
    You've been so faithful in the past, but there is so much red on the map ahead.
  2. I should get a motorcycle
    HAHAHAHHAHAHA 😂 yeah okay
  3. How long would it take me to walk
    Days and days
  4. We are screwed if the zombie apocalypse started right now
    Always have a plan
  5. Honestly, there has to be another road I can take out of the valley to Brentwood
    But there's not. Valley life problems
  6. Why don't flying cars exist
    It's 2015.