THINGS I WISH I COULD ASK MY PARENTS FOR FOR CHRISTMAS

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  1. A hoverboard
    I might still ask...
  2. A small motorized car or bike
    I just want something that they can wrap up with a bow and hide outside and surprise me with. I miss the joy y'all.
  3. Light up shoes
  4. An arranged marriage
    Simpler times.
  5. A sibling.
    They're divorced. And 50...