A Cat Owner's List of Demands
- •Less hair everywhere.(Same as dogs.)
- •Clean clothes staying clean.(Same as dogs.)
- •If you ignore the actual cat toys, and instead must play with my human possessions, please choose something cheap/replaceable/plentiful.Fine, you can have my used ponytail holders, but no necklaces.
- •One day (not now, when I need you to burn off that nocturnal energy) maybe understand that you can never actually catch the red dot.