Favorite "About Me" Forms by Girls Going to Sleep Away Camp 📁

As part of my job, I process health forms for several sleep away camps. One page is filled out by the camper. It's one of the very best parts of what I do. #draftmas 🎄
  1. "I am lactose and tolerant."
  2. "I like bunny! Flowers! Anmuls! Pool's! Dansing! Fun!"
  3. "I like memes."
    (Included an incredibly rare Pepe!!)
  4. "I can actually draw, these are really not good memes."
  5. "I have a very big imagination, and sometimes get nervous of creatures I invent. Example: shadow monster that can only destroy you at night."
    Good lord!
  6. I would like my counselors to know: "That I have held a toad before. (No, seriously.)"
  7. I would like my counselors to know: "All about cats!"
    I got this.
  8. My favorite foods are: "Are we talking food food, or candy? Because my favorite food food is steak."
  9. What time do you wake up? "Really early or really late."
    ... What?
  10. I would like my counselors to know: "I like Pokemon, Minecraft, and Teddy Bears. (And Snakespeare.)"
    🐍
  11. In my spare time I like to: "Talk to my boyfriend." I would like my counselors to know: "I have a boyfriend."
    You're literally 12.
  12. In my spare time I like to: "Pretend to have my own camp."
  13. This girl who was all about football.
    🏈
  14. I do not like these foods: "Brusul Sputs." I would like my counselors to know: "I'M AWESOME!"
  15. "I don't like being surprised (startled) or handed a worm."
    I feel like there's a story behind this...
  16. In my spare time I like to: "Send crazy text messages to Grandpa."
    ALSO: At camp, I hope we get to: "Explode something."
  17. "I hate barf."
  18. "My nicknames are Dangerzone, thrillrider, Punky :D "
  19. "I love mustaches."
  20. "I am bringing toilet paper."
    Probably a smart choice tbh.
  21. I would like my counselors to know: "Where my cabin is."
    😂
  22. EDIT: I ALMOST FORGOT THIS ONE OMG "Work for the Illuminate (shh they'll find you)"
    Spelled illuminate. Honestly this whole paper was a gem.