Got Some Great Junk Mail This Week
I never get spam. Till lately...
- •"Naughty stuff"
- •Clickbait level 143 Mil
- •Clickbait level infinity
- •I mean you know my weakness I'll give you that?
- •I've never eaten there tho do you still value me, m8?
- •"Hi, quick question, do all your lawyers look like they're ready for prom?"Because I like my lawyers young as shyyyyt
- •Joke's on you because I'm dying alone!!!
- •No... I don't.That "30 cent boner brew" tho!!!
- •Why would you suggest that?
- •Woah oh ok I see what you didBrought it back to boner town, 30 cents per brew
- •But above all the filth and nonsense in my spam folder, I am most offended by whoever thinks I might ever want to BLIND a BEAR🐼 how DARE u sir
- •Bei Bei is my bae🐼💕