Got Some Great Junk Mail This Week

I never get spam. Till lately...
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    "Naughty stuff"
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    Clickbait level 143 Mil
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    Clickbait level infinity
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    I mean you know my weakness I'll give you that?
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    I've never eaten there tho do you still value me, m8?
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    "Hi, quick question, do all your lawyers look like they're ready for prom?"
    Because I like my lawyers young as shyyyyt
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    Joke's on you because I'm dying alone!!!
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    No... I don't.
    That "30 cent boner brew" tho!!!
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    Why would you suggest that?
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    Woah oh ok I see what you did
    Brought it back to boner town, 30 cents per brew
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    But above all the filth and nonsense in my spam folder, I am most offended by whoever thinks I might ever want to BLIND a BEAR
    🐼 how DARE u sir
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    Bei Bei is my bae