Gonna get flack for all of these but I need to learn to ~speak my truth~ and where else but on List App.
  1. Choose to go to Disneyworld/Disneyland without children
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    Manufactured happiness in a hugely overpriced amusement park. C'mon. See the world and travel to real countries, not Epcot.
  2. Go on mega cruise ship vacations
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    An elaborate shopping mall, cramped hotel rooms, and seasickness all crammed into one enormous boat!
  3. Drink non-skim milk
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    I grew up on skim. Your milk is thick. Gross.
  4. Prefer plain black coffee
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    Bitter, dude.
  5. Take a shower every morning
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    I shower at night, my hair would freeze or stay wet if I took showers before going to work. Also why wake up early?!
  6. Aware this is the standard procedure but I don't understand how people do it: wear a watch on their non-dominant wrist
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    "What time is it?" "Lemme automatically refer to my hand I don't use for anything else..."
  7. People with ovaries who wear white or light colored pants/skirts/dresses
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    I assume I will suddenly hemorrage the moment I make that choice, no matter when, it will just happen.
  8. Wear platform heels
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    This is one of my favorite SNL opening monologues of all time. Physical comedy of this was beyond amazing / truth.
  9. Say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome"
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    I'm aware the meaning has changed to suit the era and have read about the progression / similarity of no problem to other languages (par example, "de rien" en Français) but it still feels dismissive to me. That I'm suggesting it was a problem by saying thank you... I always say "you're welcome." Not starting a debate just my not feeling it.
  10. Wear thongs
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    Omg whyyyy noooo "hello I would like to order the feeling of having a wedgie all day" nnooo
  11. Love exercise and do it for fun
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    It's mental and physical torture why why why whyyy.
  12. Can shrug things off or not care about stuff
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    I always feel guilty even for accidental guilt.
  13. Can do an "[anything] every day for [a month, a year, etc]"
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    Self-discipline, accomplishments, what???
  14. Run marathons / cross-country / long distances
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    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WHOLE TIME??!
  15. People who enjoy drifting off to sleep and can do so calmly
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    Also take a normal length nap and feel recharged.
  16. Are "morning people."
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    Can't IMAGINE
  17. Love driving
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    Do you enjoy the danger??!!!
  18. Legit feel they are attractive
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    More like I don't understand what that feels like? Has no one ever told you you're not? How do you feel yo self?!
  19. Find comfort in numbers and love STEM
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    I get anxiety just being asked to do addition. I hate the black and white failure of doing math incorrectly.
  20. Hunt for 'sport' or fun
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    What thrill / excitement sense of pride do you get from killing something?
  21. Don't want to / are scared to talk to a therapist.
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    Again, just that I don't get (understand) the fear, as a person who requires verbally vomiting my deepest issues in a safe space once a week.
  22. People who have tattoos and are 100% sure they will never change mentally or physically to hate the choice.
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    Except this one you will always love this one.
  23. Trump voters
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    You endorse a racist misogynistic bully.
  24. People who have fun taking/posting selfies
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    All for the movement of empowerment by posting your own picture and enjoying it but I don't.
  25. Can paint their own nails
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    Mine look like I used oil paints up to my knuckles!
  26. Get upset if I have a drink like soda or milk and then after I drank all that, pour water into that same glass. Reduce, reuse...
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