I Don't Understand People Who... πŸ“‚πŸŒ·

Gonna get flack for all of these but I need to learn to ~speak my truth~ and where else but on List App.
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    Choose to go to Disneyworld/Disneyland without children
    Manufactured happiness in a hugely overpriced amusement park. C'mon. See the world and travel to real countries, not Epcot.
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    Go on mega cruise ship vacations
    An elaborate shopping mall, cramped hotel rooms, and seasickness all crammed into one enormous boat!
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    Drink non-skim milk
    I grew up on skim. Your milk is thick. Gross.
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    Prefer plain black coffee
    Bitter, dude.
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    Take a shower every morning
    I shower at night, my hair would freeze or stay wet if I took showers before going to work. Also why wake up early?!
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    Aware this is the standard procedure but I don't understand how people do it: wear a watch on their non-dominant wrist
    "What time is it?" "Lemme automatically refer to my hand I don't use for anything else..."
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    People with ovaries who wear white or light colored pants/skirts/dresses
    I assume I will suddenly hemorrage the moment I make that choice, no matter when, it will just happen.
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    Wear platform heels
    This is one of my favorite SNL opening monologues of all time. Physical comedy of this was beyond amazing / truth.
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    Say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome"
    I'm aware the meaning has changed to suit the era and have read about the progression / similarity of no problem to other languages (par example, "de rien" en Français) but it still feels dismissive to me. That I'm suggesting it was a problem by saying thank you... I always say "you're welcome." Not starting a debate just my not feeling it.
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    Wear thongs
    Omg whyyyy noooo "hello I would like to order the feeling of having a wedgie all day" nnooo
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    Love exercise and do it for fun
    It's mental and physical torture why why why whyyy.
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    Can shrug things off or not care about stuff
    I always feel guilty even for accidental guilt.
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    Can do an "[anything] every day for [a month, a year, etc]"
    Self-discipline, accomplishments, what???
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    Run marathons / cross-country / long distances
    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WHOLE TIME??!
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    People who enjoy drifting off to sleep and can do so calmly
    Also take a normal length nap and feel recharged.
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    Are "morning people."
    Can't IMAGINE
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    Love driving
    Do you enjoy the danger??!!!
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    Legit feel they are attractive
    More like I don't understand what that feels like? Has no one ever told you you're not? How do you feel yo self?!
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    Find comfort in numbers and love STEM
    I get anxiety just being asked to do addition. I hate the black and white failure of doing math incorrectly.
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    Hunt for 'sport' or fun
    What thrill / excitement sense of pride do you get from killing something?
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    Don't want to / are scared to talk to a therapist.
    Again, just that I don't get (understand) the fear, as a person who requires verbally vomiting my deepest issues in a safe space once a week.
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    People who have tattoos and are 100% sure they will never change mentally or physically to hate the choice.
    Except this one you will always love this one.
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    Trump voters
    You endorse a racist misogynistic bully.
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    People who have fun taking/posting selfies
    All for the movement of empowerment by posting your own picture and enjoying it but I don't.
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    Can paint their own nails
    Mine look like I used oil paints up to my knuckles!
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    Get upset if I have a drink like soda or milk and then after I drank all that, pour water into that same glass. Reduce, reuse...