My Neighbors, Ranked By My Urge To Meet Them
- •Apartment 408You REGULARLY receive packages from bodybuilders.com.
- •Apartment 412You live across from me but I was told you're two college bros?
- •Apartment 407You have a ton of plants in your windows! But I think the horrible woman who won't leash her dog by a major city street lives there...? I'm torn.
- •Apartments 401 - 404You have made no impression on me.
- •Apartment 410Why have you had a non-specific festive streamer on your door for over a year?
- •Apartment 405You have nice curtains.
- •Apartment 409I saw you two moving in, you seem very cool! You get these giant black totebags delivered all the time. Is it a meal prep service? I want to know!
- •Apartment 406You were going in your door once while I was waiting for the elevator and your cat came down the hall to see me!!! Wanna be best friends?