My Plans for the Purge!

In case you didn't hear, for one night a year all crime is legal. Anyone know when this year's is?
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    Steal a credit card number πŸ’³ go online πŸ’» and πŸ’ΈTreat. My. Self.πŸ’Έ
    I'll ask Siri how to steal a rich person's card I guess? But during Purge hours only!!!
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    Bling Ring a celebrity's house just to hang out in there for the night.
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    Send computer viruses to the IP addresses of everyone who is a nasty bully online.
    I will of course learn coding basics pre-Purge, and only during Purge hours inflict Malware upon the Internet trolls.
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    Jewel heist πŸ’Ž
    Potential thinkpeice: the majority of "on message" advertisement for this year's Purge focuses on letting off aggression, but I am all about the looting / glamour / Robin Hood opportunities.
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    Mail Fraud
    Just to see if I can pull it off over the course of 1 Purge! How hard can it be? This is not a priority Purge plan, of course, but maybe in a few years when I'm not feeling my usual Purge-time holiday spirit.
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    Hack into the X files.
    I just want to know if aliens are real?
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    Steal tickets to a ton of Broadway shows, to attend and enjoy later.
    I am not gonna waste my shot.
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    Pull a Moriarty and broadcast a photo on every screen in the nation to make my cat Judy famous and celebrate the Purr-ge.
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    Purge purge pass πŸ’¨
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    Sneak into a hoarder's home and sort and throw out all their unnecessary stuff in an ironic twist.
    And in the event I just slayed you with my wordplay, remember that all murder is legal during The Purge πŸ™ƒπŸ”ͺ