My Plans for the Purge!
In case you didn't hear, for one night a year all crime is legal. Anyone know when this year's is?
- •Steal a credit card number 💳 go online 💻 and 💸Treat. My. Self.💸I'll ask Siri how to steal a rich person's card I guess? But during Purge hours only!!!
- •Bling Ring a celebrity's house just to hang out in there for the night.
- •Send computer viruses to the IP addresses of everyone who is a nasty bully online.I will of course learn coding basics pre-Purge, and only during Purge hours inflict Malware upon the Internet trolls.
- •Jewel heist 💎Potential thinkpeice: the majority of "on message" advertisement for this year's Purge focuses on letting off aggression, but I am all about the looting / glamour / Robin Hood opportunities.
- •Mail FraudJust to see if I can pull it off over the course of 1 Purge! How hard can it be? This is not a priority Purge plan, of course, but maybe in a few years when I'm not feeling my usual Purge-time holiday spirit.
- •Hack into the X files.I just want to know if aliens are real?
- •Steal tickets to a ton of Broadway shows, to attend and enjoy later.I am not gonna waste my shot.
- •Pull a Moriarty and broadcast a photo on every screen in the nation to make my cat Judy famous and celebrate the Purr-ge.
- •Purge purge pass 💨
- •Sneak into a hoarder's home and sort and throw out all their unnecessary stuff in an ironic twist.And in the event I just slayed you with my wordplay, remember that all murder is legal during The Purge 🙃🔪