Supermarket Sweep: La Croix Edition

  1. I saw a lot of lists mentioning a beverage called La Croix.
    Specific shout out to @laurareeve with "La Croix is a Privilege, Not a Right, You Sick Fuck" -> La Croix Is a Privilege, Not a Right, You Sick Fuck.
  2. The idea of a really healthy drink appealed to me, and everyone loves it on this app!
  3. Curious, I glanced around for it when I was at the grocery store or a beverage purchasing location. None.
  4. Then I was just mad, and HAD to find it because it was becoming a big deal to me not tasting this beverage.
  5. Eventually, I gave up, figuring it was a West Coast thing.
  6. BUT THEN ONE DAY AT CVS I SAW IT. VOILA: LA CROIX! THE HOLY GRAIL.
    Amazed and excited, I bought the lime six pack and proudly sat it on my lap on the metro home.
  7. I got home and gently set each can in the fridge so they could cool.
  8. The next day, I popped the top and sipped...
  9. Guys, it tastes like tonic water mixed with not enough Sprite, with a strong fake fruit aftertaste.
  10. YOU LET ME DOWN.
    I had hoped it would be delicious! It had to be, for all the Supermarket Sweeping I did to be cool! (Tyra interruption necessary to fully express myself.)
  11. Well, if anyone in the greater Washington, DC area wants five free cans of lime La Croix, let me know.
    Actually scratch that, turns out my roommate likes them.
  12. So, hey... the next time you're at the checkout counter and you hear the beep, think about what I went through for A REALLY LAME DRINK!!