The "12 Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Men" According to This T-shirt
Cats and misandry in list form on a shirt?! Terrific.
- 1.A CAT is never late to dinner.
- 2.CATS are always interested in cuddling.
- 3.If your CAT fools around too much you can have him neutered.
- 4.A CAT really does know its way without stopping for directions.
- 5.CATS don't need to go out for catnip with other cats.
- 6.If your CAT stays out late, you usually don't lose any sleep over it.
- 7.If you stay out late, your CAT won't interrogate you the next day.
- 8.CATS love when your mother comes over to visit for the weekend.
- 9.CATS don't care how much time you spend in the bathroom or on the phone.
- 10.A CAT doesn't need to know how many other cats you've been with.
- 11.It's easy to train a CAT.
- 12.CATS love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!