The "12 Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Men" According to This T-shirt
Cats and misandry in list form on a shirt?! Terrific.
- •A CAT is never late to dinner.
- •CATS are always interested in cuddling.
- •If your CAT fools around too much you can have him neutered.
- •A CAT really does know its way without stopping for directions.
- •CATS don't need to go out for catnip with other cats.
- •If your CAT stays out late, you usually don't lose any sleep over it.
- •If you stay out late, your CAT won't interrogate you the next day.
- •CATS love when your mother comes over to visit for the weekend.
- •CATS don't care how much time you spend in the bathroom or on the phone.
- •A CAT doesn't need to know how many other cats you've been with.
- •It's easy to train a CAT.
- •CATS love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!