This @natienat3693 Life: Your Podcast Style Valentine! πŸ’Œ

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    Support for Natalie comes from Mail Chimp...
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    Male chimp.
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    Mail... Klimp?
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    More than 10 million lists around the world couldn't deliver Natalie enough high fives.
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    From This @natienat3693 Life and L-I-S-T International, it's serious.
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    One Valentine...
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    ... told bullet point...
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    .... by bullet point.
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    I'm not Sarah Koenig.
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    But I am pretty good at investigating.
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    I do not believe that the "Girlfriend Test" administered by Natalie's boyfriend was an accurate assessment of her awesomeness.
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    So I would like to re-examine all the evidence on why Natalie is awesome, the right way.
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    The timeline is crucial in any investigation, and Natalie graduated college and became a student teacher this past year!
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    Student teaching can be stressful.
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    But teachers are AMAZING people!
    You have to be patient and hopeful and smart and tough and loving and caring and resilient and a good person to know you want to teach. You're all of those, Teacher Natalie!
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    Also, the bell (pepper) records in this case definitively show that @natienat3693 has great taste and is very spicy.
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    Her lists are so sweet and inspiring, you can't help but like her.
    Who else could get me motivated as a pearl on the first lady's necklace?
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    So even though there was NO PAY PHONE AT THE BEST BUY...
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    I have no doubt that I've closed my case.
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    Because I have all the proof I need to say:
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    @natienat3693 you are a beam of sunshine.
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    If you were brought to us by Squarespace, you would be da bomb dot com.
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    I give you my stamps dot com of approval!
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    Happy Valentine's Day, Natalie!!!!
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