What I Imagine These Dogs Were Singing
My brother moved, and he likes dogs, so I send him a (pup)arazzi pic of every dog I can. Oh, and they sing to me.
- •'Wait for It' - Hamilton"I'm not standing still, I am lying in wait."
- •'All Star' - Smash Mouth"Hey now, you're an All Star. Get your game on, go play!"
- •'Flawless' - Beyonce"I woke up like this."
- •'Footloose' - Kenny Loggins"Lose your blues, everybody cut footloose!"
- •'Never Gonna Give You Up' - Rick AstleyAnd he literally did not, because I saw him carrying that frisbee 15 minutes later.
- •'Wannabe' - Spice Girls*Together.* "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."
- •'Be a Man' - Mulan"We must be swift as a coursing river. BE A MAN."
- •'Anaconda' - Nicki Minaj"This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club! Ha!"
- •'Walking on Sunshine' - Katrina and the Waves"I'm walking on sunshine, oh-oh, and don't it feel GOOD! YEAH!"
- •'Love Is An Open Door' - Frozen"I see your face and it's nothing like I ever saw before. Love is an open door!"
- •*Wookie noise*