ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS I'VE HAD/OVERHEARD AT WORK
Never a dull moment in PR! I don't work in porn.
- •"I need you to call the sex dungeon and see what their rates are to rent the place for a day."
- •"The problem is, the pumpkin carved in his likeness is starting to rot and so his face is caving in."
- •"How much do bulk condoms cost, ballpark?"
- •"Yea, I think scratch and sniff weed brownie stickers are a great idea!"
- •"Do you think the dildo is an issue? Let's call and ask if there is a dildo issue."
- •"Will the hotel suite have room for her entourage... and her five dogs?"
- •"This is so much worse than the time you got arrested on drug charges!"
- •"The weight limit for that piece of equipment is 350 pounds so we will need to ask everyone their weight before we strap them in- also, make sure no one gets sick when they are upside down."
- •"No, I'm already working at the Hero Dog Awards tonight"