I'M TOO BROKE FOR THIS SHIT
'Twas a rough weekend.
- •A 4-way-split fancy brunchSOME folks got oysters and bottomless mimosas and food "for the table!" ... Some did not. (Cough, me)
- •New sneakersI don't even like going to the gym but 6 years seemed like a long enough time for the old champs
- •Toilet paper and paper towelsUGHH they just always run out!
- •A parking ticketFrom parking in a friend's driveway who assured me it was "totally fine"
- •Dry cleaningUGHH stuff keeps getting dirty!