'Twas a rough weekend.
  1. A 4-way-split fancy brunch
    SOME folks got oysters and bottomless mimosas and food "for the table!" ... Some did not. (Cough, me)
  2. New sneakers
    I don't even like going to the gym but 6 years seemed like a long enough time for the old champs
  3. Toilet paper and paper towels
    UGHH they just always run out!
  4. A parking ticket
    From parking in a friend's driveway who assured me it was "totally fine"
  5. Dry cleaning
    UGHH stuff keeps getting dirty!