This party is way more 'hip' than we are. This is a joint effort wth @dandylyons
  1. So many man-buns. So many men with long flowing locks.
    It's Option A or Option B. There are no others.
  2. A girl carrying one black balloon
    A la the Goo Goo Dolls song
  3. Ironic Yule Log
    Housed in a modified mid-century record player cabinet, obviously.
  4. BYOB....
    But it needs to be a cool, craft IPA.
  5. One lone flower in a glass display box.
    It's broken like our souls. This is legitimately the flower from Beauty & The Beast.
  6. Matte, teal-painted airstream trailer parked in corner
    It's a bedroom or something clever.
  7. Lots of girls in chunky 90s footwear
    And many in matching frilly socks. WE would ACTUALLY look like middle schoolers in this look.
  8. Items hung from ceiling include....
    1 orange traffic cone, DIY rope and camping lantern chandelier, various white fabric tapestries, a 5 foot tall upside down potted plant...
  9. Guy in "Homeland season 2" wrap party T-shirt
  10. Old man in three-piece suit
    Color: light grey. He also looks like Robert Durst.
  11. DIY soundproof wall
    Crafted out of those styrofoam-type 4-pack drink containers you get at Starbucks
  12. A lonely fringe jacket atop a faux-branch pole
  13. Lead singer of opening band wearing all black Lycra...
    + a chain mail "dress" on top
  14. Rugs MUST be either shag or Native American
    Anything else is UNACCEPTABLE
  15. Overly movement-y guitar player with Keith Richards haircut and gypsy vest
    Suggested by @dandylyons
  16. Band who is WAY TOO INTO their looping technology
    Suggested by @dandylyons
  17. Mini-backpacks!!!
    As in "I LIKE my Skechers, but I LOVE my Prada backpack"
    Suggested by @dandylyons
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    Suggested by @dandylyons