THE ONLY SITUATIONS IN WHICH I WILL INEVITABLY RUN INTO AN EX

  1. While red-nosed and sniffling, picking up drugs from the pharmacy
  2. Moments AFTER standing with someone famous or cool
  3. That one day I have a massive zit and didn't bother to put on concealer
  4. Seated at the table directly next to them at brunch (bonus points if they are with a new boo)
  5. That stupid party I didn't want to go to anyway
  6. The day after I decide I'm "completely over it"
    Suggested by   @sacco