THINGS I CAN DO ON MY PHONE WHILE LAYING IN BED INSTEAD OF GETTING UP

Procrastination is strongest when under a blanket.
  1. Text everyone I've ever met
  2. Fall into a Kardashian-centric Instagram hole
  3. Yelp restaurants I won't go to (delivery always wins, doesn't it?)
  4. Refresh Twitter timeline x5
  5. Look up recipes I'll never cook
  6. Petfinder.com, even though I'm not allowed dogs in my apartment
  7. Call mom
  8. Check on any photos possibly saved on phone from last night
  9. Set the alarm for another 3-5 minutes of sleep