THINGS I'VE BOUGHT BUT NEVER USED

What a waste.
  1. That Lomography camera
  2. That manual food-chopper
  3. That roll of hemming tape for all of my too-long curtains
  4. That yoga membership
  5. That tub of women's multivitamins
  6. That box of teeth-whitening strips
  7. That cookbook
  8. That JDate membership
  9. That 'ultra absorbent' travel towel
  10. That glue gun