THINGS THE HOMELESS LADY ON MY STOOP SAID TO ME THIS MORNING
She is fun!
- •You're Jewish.She said this to me three times. She was right, but I didn't tell her that.
- •Why are you wearing those pants?They're new. They are blue and white and I like them, ok?!
- •Why don't you have your own vacuum???To my cleaning lady, as she approached. She then told me I should tip the cleaner well cause she is pretty.
- •What nationality are you?!?When I replied Russian, she informed me I was wrong.
- •What do you do?Upon replying "movie PR" she said, "oh, you make a ton of money." I WISH, LADY.