She is fun!
  1. You're Jewish.
    She said this to me three times. She was right, but I didn't tell her that.
  2. Why are you wearing those pants?
    They're new. They are blue and white and I like them, ok?!
  3. Why don't you have your own vacuum???
    To my cleaning lady, as she approached. She then told me I should tip the cleaner well cause she is pretty.
  4. What nationality are you?!?
    When I replied Russian, she informed me I was wrong.
  5. What do you do?
    Upon replying "movie PR" she said, "oh, you make a ton of money." I WISH, LADY.