THOUGHTS I HAD DURING THIS NBA FINALS GAME
....none have anything to do with basketball, duh. I committed to coming to the bar under the promise of a free beer.
- •Should I order another drink?Pros: I didn't drive here. Cons: I'm so very broke. Pros: It's happy hour! Cons: It's only Tuesday.
- •What a foul!!Just trying to fit in.
- •Are people laughing at my jokes???Are they not funny or is just that the game is on? Definitely the latter, regardless if it's commercial break.
- •I should definitely watch that movie for workShould I do it on my iPhone? Here? Is that too obvious/rude? Be social, Liza.
- •This music is great! What is this??!!...oh, Radiohead. Yea, I'm familiar.
- •I wonder if I'll get home in time for dinner... I think i have leftover chicken.Priorities.
- •Is it raining?!?!
- •Don't be That Girl who calls an Uber to go home early to eat, Liza.But... That chicken! (See above)
- •Yes, definitely another beer. And a pretzel.Golden Road Hef, in case you were wondering.
- •I wonder if this place has a bathroom.Ugh, this is a BAR, Liza. Of course it does. Get your shit together.
- •OK, it's stopped raining.
- •Hey, we are talking about Broad City now!TV? I can talk about TV all day long! Yeaaa!
- •Okayyyy, back to basketball.Who's winning? Just kidding, I don't care.
- •Is that couple making out?Gross. Just kidding, I'm jealous. Ugh.
- •It's over???!!!Twist my arm, I'll go home.