DISCONTINUED PRODUCTS I MISS

  1. Snapple Elements. Rain was the shit.
  2. 3D Doritos, even though they totally destroyed the roof of your mouth.
  3. Remember Certs? Your grandma does (did?)
  4. Those Philadelphia cream cheese bars that had to be refrigerated.
  5. The Montreal Expos
  6. Ross Perot
  7. Tea Leoni's original face
  8. Skip-It was the only way I got exercise for three years.