DISCONTINUED PRODUCTS I MISS
- •Snapple Elements. Rain was the shit.
- •3D Doritos, even though they totally destroyed the roof of your mouth.
- •Remember Certs? Your grandma does (did?)
- •Those Philadelphia cream cheese bars that had to be refrigerated.
- •The Montreal Expos
- •Ross Perot
- •Tea Leoni's original face
- •Skip-It was the only way I got exercise for three years.