Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. All of my passwords have something to do with Taco Bell.
  2. I never really got over how much I disliked Year One with Michael Cera and Jack Black.
  3. The key fob to my car is dying so you might need to make a replacement if you wanna ride that whip after I'm gone.
  4. I have 18 cigarettes left in my purse if you want one.
  5. Everything you'll ever need to know about me is in a Spotify playlist called "The Best Day."
  6. My sobriety date is 2/14/15
  7. I still have my Blockbuster card and a crazy outstanding bill.
  8. I cheated in the contest.