IMMEDIATE POWERBALL PURCHASES 💰
- •The Portland Trailblazers and move them to Seattle.
- •Personal time with Bill Murray.
- •An anteater so I can do this:
- •Tempurpedic, bitch.
- •Spirit Airlines so I can shut that shit down.
- •A yacht which will be named "Seamobile Hotspot"
- •I would pay all of the actors on The Big Bang Theory to leave that fucking show.
- •All the LaCroix I can handle.
- •A hand truck to carry all the LaCroix I can handle.
- •Diabetic test strips because that shit is expensive for no reason.
- •EPCOT just so I can rename it EXPERIMENTAL PROTOTYPE CUNT OF TOMORROW.
- •FUCK YOU, STUDENT LOANS I HAVE MONEY NOW BUT NOT FOR YOU HAHA