QUESTIONS ABOUT SEX I'VE BEEN TOO AFRAID TO ASK

  1. So the washing machine thing. What is the minimum height requirement for the dude?
  2. Who sleeps in the wet spot? The person who made the wet spot, or the person who made you make the wet spot?
  3. There's an A-spot and a G-spot. Where are the B through F spots?
  4. Road head: dangerous? Also when is the release date for the Google self-driving car?
  5. Do I have to ask someone how they like their eggs in the morning or can I just ask them what they want from the McDonald's drive thru?