STUFF I GET WORKED UP ABOUT MORE THAN I SHOULD
- •Your phone didn't die because "Mercury is in retrograde." Knock that shit off.
- •Why is "Caden" suddenly a popular name for a boy? And Braden and Jayden and Clayden and other weird derivatives.
- •Tell me about the symbolism behind the star tattoos you took two seconds to think about.
- •Cam Newton is in a fucking yogurt commercial.
- •I don't force my view of non-religion on you, so don't force your view of religion on me.
- •"Uptown Funk" never really did it for me.
- •The Foo Fighters have been around for forever and I can only name two of their songs. Wtf.
- •WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE MOVIE WATER WORLD DIRTY. YOU'RE IN A WORLD ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF WATER GODDAMNIT