TITLES FOR THE MEMOIR I WILL NEVER WRITE

Inspired by @sabrinakristine
  1. Whisky Business
  2. Shorty Ounce
  3. Beer For My Horcruxes
  4. The King Jameson Bible
  5. Risky Lizness
  6. Olive or Twist
  7. Coors Fight
  8. Malt Comedy
  9. Waiting in Wine
  10. License to Swill
  11. Sambuca and Why It's Bad