UPDATED HUNGER GAMES WEAPONS

Or Battle Royale if you nasty.
  1. A fitted sheet
  2. The grumpy air conditioner from The Brave Little Toaster
  3. Fran Drescher's voice
  4. Clamshell packaging
  5. The drawstring in your sweatpants
  6. Empty aluminum can with the lid barely attached
  7. Legos everywhere and everyone is barefoot
  8. A cat who just moved into a new house and is still really freaked out from being transported
  9. A pick for an afro
  10. Infinitely stretchable Glad bag
  11. Whisky
  12. The metal pieces from Monopoly