1. Climax, Minnesota
  2. Ass, Ukraine
  3. Accident, Maryland
  4. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
  5. Humptulips, Washington
  6. Hot Coffee, Mississippi
  7. Fucking, Austria
  8. Zig Zag, Oregon
  9. Stoner, Washington (would make a great sister city to Zig Zag)
  10. Dildo, Nova Scotia
  11. Swastika, Ontario
  12. Nothing, Arizona
  13. Okay, Oklahoma
  14. Boring, Oregon (these last three should start a support group)