WHAT I'M ANXIOUSLY RUMINATING ABOUT AT 2:13AM

  1. Which quarterback to start on my fantasy football team: Smith or Fitzmagic (actually I think I just answered my own question).
  2. I don't know how long I can sleep in because the person coming over to clean the house did not give an ETA. You know, when I actually get to sleep.
  3. All of my abandonment issues and how they contribute to every relationship I've ever been in.
  4. Money!
  5. Bernie Sanders: CAN HE DO IT
  6. Upcoming travel plans. Giddy, nervous, perplexed.
  7. Amends and who to make them with.
  8. Matthew McConaughey: is he attractive? I can't figure it out.
  9. I am powerless over alcohol and as a result, my life became unmanageable.
  10. I need a haircut. But I hate getting haircuts.