WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY
- •POST IT ON FACEBOOK. Fuck safety, let everyone you know you are experiencing danger in real time.
- •HASHTAG IT. #lomaprietabitches
- •CALL CNN. They love that shit, especially if the main focus of the emergency went missing.
- •RUN! It's an earthquake and you can't get away, but run as fast as you can and then fall before barely escaping.
- •PRAY. Or scream.
- •IF YOU'RE A WOMAN, CRY. This is the end, and the bff you're clinging to knows it, too.
- •EMOJI IT. 🗻🌋⛰
- •DEVELOP AN IRRATIONAL FEAR. As we all know, submarines are encountered fairly frequently.