1. Bags of candy, chips, almonds, etc
    Before you know it, I'm full and the bag is nearly empty
  2. "Text me when you get home"
    99.999% of the time I'll forget, and 0.001% of the times I'll text you once you've gone to sleep. What is the point?
  3. Watching just one episode of something before going to sleep
    More often than not I'll watch at least 2-3, even if that means re-watching an episode or switching shows —@msjaners can attest to this
  4. Texting you back
    Even if I was the first one to initiate such text exhange. I'm sorry! I swear it's not on purpose
  5. Long term plans
    Some call it commitment issues? I just don't know.