Titles for the memoir I will never write

Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. Sorry I forgot to text you back! And other apologies
  2. Should I buy this in black?
  3. "I like it" and other design feedback
  4. Just nap
  5. Where's my phone?
  6. Sarcasm as an escape
  7. No... Just no.
  8. Single child: A love sonet