1. To a guy I work with: There is always something to do. Stop watching movies on your phone and get creative!!
    You won't have to constantly be charging your phone if you aren't on it all the time.
  2. To the lady in the Audi suv: the speed limit still applies to you, no matter how angry, rushed, or entitled you may feel.
    Getting mad at me is only going to make me want to drive more slowly while laughing at you.
  3. To the neighbors who smoke weed: Smoke all you want, just stop smoking inside your apartment!! All our air vents are connected and I don't want to be smelling the cheap shit you smoke!!
  4. To any Bitchy person: "Wipe that face off your head, Bitch!"
    This is a great line from the movie Dazed & Confused, and I've always wanted to use it!!
  5. To the people who ask me if I'm worried that I won't be able to get a real job because of my tattoos: No, you dumbass! I am not at all worried. I have a job, a career in fact!! I went to school for this shit and I love it!!! Don't be rude!
  6. To anyone who uses words incorrectly: Words mean things!!!!
    Buy a dictionary and actually read it!!
  7. To all the people who complain about the heat between 11am and 3pm: No shit it's fucking hot!!! It's Houston, there's a heat advisary, and it's 102° but feels like 123°.
    Make better choices people!!! If you don't have to be out in the heat, then stay inside!! And stop acting surprised about it, morons!!