Things said by the 4 year-old girl at the table next to us at dinner.

  1. "I wasn't talking to you Daddy. I was talking to Mommy."
  2. "I don't know why he wants me to come play with him. I was not even playing with him. I was trying to stay away from him."
  3. "No. Your name is Mat-chew"
    Said to a little boy in the play area. Immediately followed by a 5 minute discussion about why he was saying his name wrong.
  4. Mom: "What happens we you eat too much sugar?" 4 year-old: "Diabetes."
    😂 😀😂😀😂😀!!!