Things white men say to us in the office

Volume One
  1. If I have to work for a woman, the least she can do is have good tits
  2. No offence, but she was hideous
    No offence because I'm a woman or because I'm hideous??
  3. If my son was gay, I would be devastated. I wouldn't shoot him, but I'd hand him the gun.
  4. My son always gets drunk and has run-ins with the law because he's got low self-esteem. He's always trying to impress the girls. He's about your age...are you single?