THINGS THAT ARE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE ONLY ON CRUISE SHIPS

  1. Eating meals in a public place in what is otherwise considered a bra and underwear.
  2. Ordering 5 entrees for dinner and only taking one bite of each.
  3. Poolside eavesdropping as entertainment.
  4. Finding Devon 5 hours later in the casino.
  5. Drunk karaoke with your mom.
  6. Adult dorm life.
  7. Everything is amazing and still no one is happy.