I WOKE UP NEXT TO THIS

...at least once in my life, in no particular order.
  1. A partner
  2. A fling
  3. A cereal bowl
  4. A greyhound named Prince
  5. A lake
  6. A wall
  7. A window
  8. An ocean
  9. A table in Barcelona
  10. A phone
  11. A laptop
  12. An iPad
  13. An iPod
  14. A Discman
  15. A Walkman
  16. Middlemarch
  17. Toast crumbs
  18. Bourbon
  19. An ice pack
  20. A heating pad
  21. A 4 year-old
  22. A 3 year-old
  23. A blankie
  24. A Cabbage Patch Kid
  25. A roommate making out with someone
  26. A tent-mate making out with someone
  27. A friend
  28. A parent
  29. A sibling
  30. A stranger, pretty much
  31. A deep sense of lack in the shape of The Ex
  32. Too much space
  33. Not enough space
  34. Laundry
  35. Bird by Bird