I have introduced my gal Rebecca aka Becca to this app. Now I will write a list just for her.
  1. You know what, Rebecca?
    Our dogs are awesome
  2. You know why?
    Because they are the reason we became friends
  3. You wanna know something else?
    Being friends with you is great
  4. But also
    Fuck chronic pain. No really, fuck that shit till it can't be fucked anymore.
  5. For those who don't know, which is everyone, Rebecca and I watch each other's dogs
    Because dogs are like children, and children need love
  6. Rebecca is a better mother to my rabbit than I am
    He probably likes her more
  7. Zoey might have the hots for your boyfriend
    But she knows you're her second momma, and that's all that matters
  8. But hey, guess what
    Fuck fibro, and fuck the way it prevents us from spending time together. Can we just be on the same pain schedule so we can coordinate hang out times?
  9. And another thing
    Thanks for introducing me to bitmoji. I am the only one in my family that uses them in family group texts, and each of them really loves it or hates it.
  10. Lastly
    I hope you enjoy this list as much as I enjoy our friendship❤️❤️❤️